I started to write down all the names...

...of the women I have had the pleasure of enjoying sexually, and the sad thing was there were two on the list that I did not remember... oh I don't mean that, what I mean is I remember my time with them, I just forgot their names for a bit... finally remembered though, which is a good thing...

Halo 2 is everything they say it is...

Check out ESPN's Tim Keown - especially his "This Week's List" column... great stuff - funny and insightful...

Ladies, if you want to keep your man (particularly if you are married) do your best to stay the same size as the day you were when you fit into that wedding gown... step back from the foods that get you fat (you know the ones) or alter your excercise/diet to keep the weight off... you do this for two reasons... one is to keep the man you have (if you want) and two, if you stay the same size, and your hubby strays, you'll be a hot middle aged woman with you having the pick of the litter... you just can't lose...

Yeah, Yeah, having kids... makes it tough to keep the weight off... so what? Just do it, baby, whatever it takes... trust me on this...

J is ill, R is too... gotta work to dodge this one...

Gonna go play a bit of Hold 'Em...

Adeus